Leon's quote of the day

S'a pousse pas dans les craques du sidewalk!!!

Veronica's quote of the day

You've got to feel the beer, just be the beer."

My kind of ride

If you have had the joy of being in Montreal during winter, you may have witnessed the snow removal parades. Before anything starts, there's a truck that drives down the street blasting the most annoying siren. This noise from hell let's car owners that that their vehicle is going to be to be towed if they don't relocate it. The joys of driving in Montreal I guess... Moments after, mega trucks pass buy to remove the snow. Following them are the mini sidewalk plowers.

At my work, where I am a waitress, I met the crew that plows my area. Of course me being me, it didn't take long before I asked the boss of the crew to let me ride one of those babies (the plowing machine not one of the guys). He said yes! The guy in the picture had the pleasure of showing me how to drive it. He didn't even care that I almost rammed into two or three cars. It was so much fun! The other day he saw me walking home and gave me a lift. Much better than public transportation.

Leon's quote of the day

"If I were a jellyfish, maybe then, I wouldn't have to pay taxes..."

Regular pee or monkey pee: that is the question.

The weather has been warm in Montreal for the last couple of days. So, this morning I told myself that I would shovel the snow off the patio in my backyard heaven.

Surprise! Great, more garbage for my collection! Oh fancy... a big bottle of beer, and what's this? A nutri-grain wrapper? Nope. ANOTHER bottle of yellow spring water!

Those poor kids next door really have no clue that you can enjoy beer. Yet they decide to buy the worst kinds (Tremblay, Black Label) and cringe after every sip. That Black Label is potent with 7.0% alc. and it tastes like monkey piss.

Now there are two bottles of yellow spring water! I can see it now, one of the unfortunate souls living next door was drinking the shit beer. All of a sudden the need to go came like a tsunami. He/she must have been waiting for minutes to use the washroom and then saw the bottle of water and voilà! Release.

At least they didn't pee in my yard. No but really though, I can't tell if it is piss. And notice how the two bottles contain liquids that are different shades of yellow. I'm not about to open the lids and smell it either. This is what I think may have happened: The cheap people of next door noticed that the beer they bought was disgusting and decided in a stupid attempt to make it drinkable to water it down.

I feel like a toonie

Writing a paper is so anti-climactic.
You stress, you don't sleep enough, don't eat enough, drink a lot of coffee, etc. The morning it's due you wake up, make a last reviews, and then you start to feel good. You print it out, go to class, give it to the teacher, and by this point you feel like a hundred bucks!
Yet, people aren't clapping.

Fuck it, just get high

I have been working on this paper for my forest management class for days now. Don't even ask me what it's about. I know what it's about. I do. Promise.
I just can't think anymore more and you know you're tired when I actually typed: "I jsu cnat' think naymore..."

Well. I better get back to writing my paper about forestry so I can have more paper to write my paper on about paper.
And so we're able to wipe all of our asses!