Thursday, March 15, 2007

Regular pee or monkey pee: that is the question.




The weather has been warm in Montreal for the last couple of days. So, this morning I told myself that I would shovel the snow off the patio in my backyard heaven.

Surprise! Great, more garbage for my collection! Oh fancy... a big bottle of beer, and what's this? A nutri-grain wrapper? Nope. ANOTHER bottle of yellow spring water!

Those poor kids next door really have no clue that you can enjoy beer. Yet they decide to buy the worst kinds (Tremblay, Black Label) and cringe after every sip. That Black Label is potent with 7.0% alc. and it tastes like monkey piss.

Now there are two bottles of yellow spring water! I can see it now, one of the unfortunate souls living next door was drinking the shit beer. All of a sudden the need to go came like a tsunami. He/she must have been waiting for minutes to use the washroom and then saw the bottle of water and voilà! Release.

At least they didn't pee in my yard. No but really though, I can't tell if it is piss. And notice how the two bottles contain liquids that are different shades of yellow. I'm not about to open the lids and smell it either. This is what I think may have happened: The cheap people of next door noticed that the beer they bought was disgusting and decided in a stupid attempt to make it drinkable to water it down.

3 comments:

Casey said...

Wow we must be neighbors lol

Jeannetto said...

Everyday is an adventure in your backyard.

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