So, my roommate and I had some friends over and as any normal people would we started talking about sex. One of our friends from out of town told us that she was taking a class in that subject. One thing led to another and soon enough we were taking about the female ejaculation.
The gay men in the room seemed to have a lack of knowledge on the vagina and its many secrets. They were out of the loop. "Does it really shoot it out, like a penis?" they asked. "Yes!" replied the two lesbians and the one straight girl.
Two days later, my roommate was still very perplexed as to how this could happen. We then decided to Xtube it. For those of you who don't know what Xtube is, picture YouTube but with porn, it's free and fun. If you don't know what YouTube is well I can't really help you.
Gay he was before, but now, well yeah that was it. Surely enough, there it was, women cumming like there was no tomorrow. I had never seen so much liquid come out of vagina, I don't even think I can pee that much. It was liquid like pee but it wasn't pee. Nasty love juices all over place, people, the sheets, mattress, you name it. Someone could potentially sue you in the States for having cummed all over their shit and damaged it.
By this point I was very confused. I had never felt the joy of being a happy human fountain. I mentioned it to one of my girl friends and she told me it was indeed possible, she had in fact fucked up one of her keyboards because she came all over it. Then she said, once you know where the G-spot is this can happen to you. As any good friend would, she told me where my G-spot was, aka the J-spot.
Those videos really traumatised me though. I'll experiment when I'll have drank enough booze to kill the brain cells with the memories in question.
3 comments:
Yes, i think i have had nightmares for the last couple nights.. but the truly fascinating thing is your illustration skills. I think Jeannette would agree that you could make a living doing that. I really feel like i'm there..
Hey Jon,
that's exactly what I look like naked by the way (minus all the juice).
I dont know, whenever I watch videos of women cumming (which is often, obviously), the girls who do the REALLY big shoots usually have their hands situated in such a way where I feel like there is a tube or something supplying the juice. But Im just a skeptic, I guess.
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